It’s not a pretty sight.
A big bad surprise for Wall Street’s auto gurus.
Shares Soar. Bond market on cloud 9.
An astounding list of the meltdown: PE firms doomed the retailers.
But private equity firm Apollo makes $2.4 billion “on paper.”
Regulators remain soundly asleep.
In search of the elusive soft landing.
At taxpayer expense: easiest, risk-free, sit-on-your-ass profit ever.
11 days after I lambasted the outfit. Billions went up in smoke already.
I’m just kidding, but others are not, and people are falling for it.